Applebottom Magic: Paranormal Romance by S Cinders

Author:S Cinders [Cinders, S]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2017-03-25T03:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 22 - Apple

"I'm gonna die out here! Why did I follow a raging lunatic out into a desert? Do you even know if we are going the right way? My life is over, and I'm going to die a 121-year-old virgin! Just leave me here for the vultures to pick my bloody carcass clean."

"You know Wilson, I hate to say this, because as a rule I dislike insulting our entire gender. But stop being such a whiny girl!"

We had been walking for most of the day. And I should admit, my feet were blistered and sore. As soon as I'd magic them away new ones would appear. I figured at this point is be best just to wait until a stopping point.

I had no freaking idea Wilson would end up being such a princess. She had complained about the heat, the bugs, the reptiles, the lack of water, really you name it and she had an issue with it.

Ryan and Nana were meeting us at an abandoned safe house on the border. We still had a few hours walk to get there. At this point I was seriously considering rendering my companion mute or doing her in. The jury was still out on a verdict.

Something she had just said caught my attention and I backtracked a bit, "Wait a minute, you are a virgin?"

Shana flushed the color of a tomato. To be fair, some of that color could have been from all the sun she's had beating down on her, but she was embarrassed.

"That's none of your business!"

"Oh, no cupcake, you made it my business when you threw it out there. So, there's never been a Mr. Wilson. Why the hell not? When you're not being a psychotic bitch, you can be quite lovely."

She snorted, "I believe that's being damned by faint praise."

"Don't evade the question!" I pressed, "Why have you never gotten any nukey-nukey?"

Shana rolled her eyes, "Of all the assignments in all the magical agencies in the world what did I possibly do wrong to get stuck with you?"

"Not everyone wins the lottery every time rainbow bright, you're just super lucky to end up with me. That is lucky in assignments, just to clarify, your super unlucky in the sack."

"Are you some sex goddess then?" She threw back at me. "Do you have some amazing pointers for me?"

I paused for a moment a little confused, "Well no actually, I'm a novice myself. We are going to have to find ourselves an expert though, obviously. Me, so that I can seduce my super-hot sex god Ryan, and not look like a complete amateur and you so that you don't remain a pathetic 121-year-old virgin. Good heavens if Hollywood got a hold of this they'd probably have a trilogy."

"I repeat, kill me now."

Ryan POV

I could hear Apple speaking up ahead and couldn't wait any longer, I broke off at a run and as I crested the hill saw her walking slightly ahead of a plain young woman who must be Shana.

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